We’ll call this post a PSA. As of today, John is off on this crazy thing called a “vacation” (aka Fleeing the country). As he is the Master Of English around these parts, we’re throwing a little party while he’s gone. The party is where Lauren and I slaughter the English language for shits and giggles. Well, Lauren actually believes in using English in its intended form and tries to lecture me about it, but I generally like to stick my fingers in my ear and HUM REALLY LOUD.
Fear not, you’ll get to enjoy posts as per our regular schedule.
Just kidding… the articles were written in advance so John could edit them. Your eye’s won’t be bleeding any time soon, at least not by my hand.